Didn't You Get the Memo?

Apparently not. But if I did get it, I believe it would have read something like this:

MEMO

DATE: 29 October 2006

TO: All women living in London aged 15 and over

Please remember to wear your autumn uniform today. For those of you who may have forgotten what the uniform entails, here is a reminder:

-Skinny Jeans (whether you should be wearing skinny jeans or not)
-Boots over your jeans
*A note about the boots: they can be knee-length or ankle and if you are really desperate, big suede winter boots will suffice*

Thank you,

The Fashion Police